Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to stop and when it's not... you want to throw up.

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

When you go to make a purchase, take a look at the product and ask yourself: 'am I being cheated?' If a product from a 'fast fashion' chain is falling apart before you've even bought it, it's not a deal. It's the fast-fashion company trying to get you to buy something that is quick on trend but slow on quality.

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.'

To look at possibility is to be free.

Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise.

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.