I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.

Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won't be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.

I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.

It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s Wake trips. Non-readers, what do they get? (They get the munchies.)

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.