I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.
Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.
I have an equal opportunity womb!
There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.
You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'
Before I had children, I was - everything about my life was devoted to "Saturday Night Live."