I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

I feel like I'm a drag queen.

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

I don't look my best when I wake up! But I do feel beautiful when I'm tired and happy and I've had a good laugh and a glass of champagne.

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal.