I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.
I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.
To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.
I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.
When I first moved to New York, someone who thought they knew more than I did said: "You have to always look like you know where you're going when you get out of the subway."
I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.