I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.
I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.
I feel like I'm a drag queen.
I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.
The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.