I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

I have an equal opportunity womb!

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.