I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

When I first moved to New York, someone who thought they knew more than I did said: "You have to always look like you know where you're going when you get out of the subway."

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal.