Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously.

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

I have an equal opportunity womb!

Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.

I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

When I first moved to New York, someone who thought they knew more than I did said: "You have to always look like you know where you're going when you get out of the subway."