I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

I have an equal opportunity womb!

I really love laughing.

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously.