There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'