The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.