The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

I like comedy as a group sport.