Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

I have an equal opportunity womb!

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady.

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.