I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.

Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously.

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.