If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.

To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal.

I have an equal opportunity womb!

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

I like comedy as a group sport.

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.