If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.

The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

I don't look my best when I wake up! But I do feel beautiful when I'm tired and happy and I've had a good laugh and a glass of champagne.

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.