Bite me, Harry Potter.
I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.
...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH.
Writing used to be my hobby, but now that it's my job, I have no hobby - except watching TV and laying around the pool reading 'U.S. Weekly.' I have tried many hobbies, such as knitting, Pilates, ballet, yoga, and guitar, but none of them have taken.
Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.
I won’t tell you how I managed to break in, since I don’t want the authorities figuring out, but let’s just say that if you’re going to make a gate, make sure it reaches all the way to the ground.