I won’t tell you how I managed to break in, since I don’t want the authorities figuring out, but let’s just say that if you’re going to make a gate, make sure it reaches all the way to the ground.

To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself

Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too

If the guy likes/loves you, he won't care if you are a good kisser or not. He should like you for what you are - not how you kiss.

Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana

And now Rocky is begging me to watch Dora the Explorer with him. I understand that millions of kids love Dora and have learned to read or whatever from her show. But I wouldn't mind if Dora fell off a cliff and took her little pals with her

Meg Cabot is the best author ever