I wonder what it's like to live in Tinaville. I get the feeling it's very shiny there.

Strong female characters - even if they don't necessarily make the same decisions that we might - make such great narrative material, especially when there's an equally strong male character in the mix.

In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).

I was an unhappy child, and that puts me off having a child of my own.

But if that was really true, why in the name of all that is holy would anyone have ever liked Nikki in the first place? I was becoming more and more convinced she was a cross between Heidi Montag and Hitler.

Whoa. If high school was suppose to be the best years of my life - at least so far - I was truly destined to have a sucky adulthood.

I wonder what it's like to live in Tinaville. I get the feeling it's very shiny there.