Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for.

Lana looked at me like I’d just said I’d never watched Bring It On, or something.

if you have to say “no offense” to someone, you have already offended them.

Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.

Cal: “Could you write a little bigger? I’m not sure China saw that.” Every Boy's Got One

I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.

I needed another soda. I’d only had six since breakfast.