I was too lazy to start a whole new story, so I just stuck a princess into the story I was working on... and The Princess Diaries was born!

Cal: “Could you write a little bigger? I’m not sure China saw that.” Every Boy's Got One

It’s one thing to protect yourself,” Dad yelled at me during our very next lunch. “That I get. Have I ever told you not to defend yourself? No. But did you have to permanently maim him? I spent all that money on that on that fancy school for girls-not to mention all that money for the shrinks-and what did that get me?” I shrugged. “A seven-figure civil suit?

Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?

Some people can seem perfect... everything about them can, on paper, be just right. Until you get to know them. Really know them. Then you find out, in the end, while they might be perfect to every one else, they just aren't right for you.

French: why does this language even exist? Everyone there speaks english anyway.

Adam gave me a scandalized look. "Fraternizing with the enemy!" he cried. "For shame, wench!