Me: “Ngh” Cal: “Well put.” ...... Every Boy's Got One

I might look like a honey-eyed schoolgirl on the outside, in my skirt with its regulation four-inches-above-the-knee hem. But I'll rip those tassels off your shoes, old man. Just try Googling me.

Writing is a workout, just like going for a run!

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing.

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?

When something horrible happens, it's human nature to want to blame it on someone. We want someone to be held accountable, even though sometimes things just happen.