I can't kill someone!" "You hit your brother in the head with a fire extinguisher." "But that was family! And I didn't kill him.

Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!

I was too lazy to start a whole new story, so I just stuck a princess into the story I was working on... and The Princess Diaries was born!

What is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you? Thank you. You are very kind.

Suze, your whole life," my dad went on, not without sympathy, "you've always made the right decisions. Not necessarily the easiest ones. The right ones. Don't mess that up now, when you're facing what's probably the most important decision you'll ever have to make.

Why had I taken all those useless classes like bio and German when I should have been taking lipreading?

Aaron, in order to die you have to live a little first.