Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable." I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If Brandon was sweet and adorable, I was Satan's bride.

great. now i was starting to get jealous of myself.

I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.

every seven miles, in America, there is at least one McDonald's. Not a hospital, mind you, or a police station, but a McDonald's, every seven miles. I mean, that's sort of scary, if you think about it.

When something horrible happens, it's human nature to want to blame it on someone. We want someone to be held accountable, even though sometimes things just happen.

Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.

It was considerably larger than a knife hilt.