Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead, too.

I was too lazy to start a whole new story, so I just stuck a princess into the story I was working on... and The Princess Diaries was born!

I think if I hadn't been a writer, I'd have been a teacher like my dad. He was a college professor, and one of my greatest regrets is that he passed away before I was able to prove to him that I wasn't going to be stuck working at Rax Roast Beef for the rest of my life!

The THE TABLOIDS are always going to be a war for POPULARITY in the CELEB world.

Not like this vision before us, who was shaking water out of his slightly overlong reddish-brown hair as he leaned over to lay down his board (revealing, as he did so, the fact that beneath his baggy swim trunks—so weighted down with water that they had sunk somewhat dangerously low on his hips—lurked what appeared to be an exceptionally well-formed gluteus maximus)

Someone Hot is sometimes can't be the person they appear to be- except for their hotness... that cannot be denied.

But I let it slide, because, hello, hot guy.