Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead, too.

French: why does this language even exist? Everyone there speaks english anyway.

Zach had rushed down to rescue me without remembering to put a shirt on...Maybe I had died and gone to heaven.

...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH.

It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols

I wish I had taken Spanish instead of French in high school. I could eavesdrop on a lot more conversations on the subway if I knew Spanish.

What did that mean? Where could it go? He was a death diety. I was a high school senior.