I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?
Meg CabotBut I don't care what Megan Fox or Jessica Biel say: There are definite advantages to being the hottest girl on the planet. Number one was that I got paid for it. A lot.
Meg CabotNot like this vision before us, who was shaking water out of his slightly overlong reddish-brown hair as he leaned over to lay down his board (revealing, as he did so, the fact that beneath his baggy swim trunksโso weighted down with water that they had sunk somewhat dangerously low on his hipsโlurked what appeared to be an exceptionally well-formed gluteus maximus)
Meg CabotIt was only when they'd rounded the corner toward the Penguin that we finally sat up, Laughing semi-hysterically. "Oh my God, did you see her face?" Becca asked between guffaws. "'There's something in my hair!'" "That was fantastic, Crazytop," Jason said, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. "Best master plan yet.
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