Lana looked at me like I’d just said I’d never watched Bring It On, or something.

if you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he'll eat all the fish you may have caught for yourself

I'm sorry, Heather, but everything was not just fine before I got here. You know how I know that? Because you're dead. Okay? You are dead. Dead people don't have lockers, or best friends, or boyfriends. You know why? Because they're dead.-Suze Simon

I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.

Adam gave me a scandalized look. "Fraternizing with the enemy!" he cried. "For shame, wench!

Some people can seem perfect... everything about them can, on paper, be just right. Until you get to know them. Really know them. Then you find out, in the end, while they might be perfect to every one else, they just aren't right for you.

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?