Lana looked at me like I’d just said I’d never watched Bring It On, or something.

I love the Princess Diaries series! Do you?

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.

But then I remembered something Grandmere had once assured me of: No one has ever died of embarrassment-never, not once in the whole history of time.

And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

I love jezebel.com for the latest on fashion, style, and celebrity gossip. I also love gawker.com for New York celebrity sightings, and galleycat.com and trashionista.com for book news.

And eternity is a long time. So if you have to spend it with someone I could see wanting to spend it with someone impossible...but interesting.