But. . . you said we were going to play Parcheezi. . .

When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world is stupid and they are one of them because they are dening their own stupidity.

It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.

French: why does this language even exist? Everyone there speaks english anyway.

Oh, Jason, I couldn't get my locker open...I know, I tried twisting it right, then left, but it wouldn't budge. I guess I'm just not strong enough. Could you help me? Please? Oh, great. Oh, Jason, you're so strong... Seriously? That was me now? On the other hand , a guy was following me.

No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's back.

Whoa. If high school was suppose to be the best years of my life - at least so far - I was truly destined to have a sucky adulthood.