I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.

Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for.

Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks

So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink

There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.

It’s one thing to protect yourself,” Dad yelled at me during our very next lunch. “That I get. Have I ever told you not to defend yourself? No. But did you have to permanently maim him? I spent all that money on that on that fancy school for girls-not to mention all that money for the shrinks-and what did that get me?” I shrugged. “A seven-figure civil suit?

I've never even been to Long Island