You can't be friends with someone who's in love with you if you don't love that person back the same way.

And I'm going to tell the truth: I didn't like that Sean Penn movie Into the Wild so much. Yes! I know it was critically acclaimed. I know it won all these awards! It's very sad that a boy is dead and all. But I thought the movie Enchanted, with the singing princess and the chipmunk and the people dancing in Central Park, was cuter. So there!

Sometimes between lunch and dinner, when there's a lull, Jill and Shaniqua and I will sit around and fantasize about what we'd do if a REAL celebrity walked into the place, like Chad Michael Murray (although we've gone off him a bit since his divorce) or Jared Padalecki, or even Prince William (you never know. He could have gotten his yacht lost, or whatever.)

Only a fool is never afraid, Frank. Heroes are the people who carry on despite their fear, because they know the job’s got to get done

Adam gave me a scandalized look. "Fraternizing with the enemy!" he cried. "For shame, wench!

Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing.

She'd realize Steve was her soul mate and that she would never love anyone as much as she loved him.