You just said you were sorry." ... "I was only apologizing," he said stiffly, "for startling you. The applause was to compliment you on the improvement in your life-saving techniques since the last time you-

Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing.

We can all agree that first loves can be a scary thing, and that growing up is hard to do.

You know," I said, holding my ground. "I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little jewelry really does go a long way. Just something you might want to consider. I'm actually glad you stopped by, because I have a couple things I've been meaning to say to you. Number one, about your wife? Yeah, she's a skank. And number two, you know that whole thing where you killed Jesse and then buried his remains out back there? Yeah, way un-cool.

I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.

But I don't care what Megan Fox or Jessica Biel say: There are definite advantages to being the hottest girl on the planet. Number one was that I got paid for it. A lot.

Me: “Ngh” Cal: “Well put.” ...... Every Boy's Got One