You know," I said, holding my ground. "I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little jewelry really does go a long way. Just something you might want to consider. I'm actually glad you stopped by, because I have a couple things I've been meaning to say to you. Number one, about your wife? Yeah, she's a skank. And number two, you know that whole thing where you killed Jesse and then buried his remains out back there? Yeah, way un-cool.

It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.

Because when you love something, you want to do it all the time, even if no one is paying you for it. At least that's how I felt about drawing.

Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead, too.

How to be the best that you can be

Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.

I love the Princess Diaries series! Do you?