You know," I said, holding my ground. "I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little jewelry really does go a long way. Just something you might want to consider. I'm actually glad you stopped by, because I have a couple things I've been meaning to say to you. Number one, about your wife? Yeah, she's a skank. And number two, you know that whole thing where you killed Jesse and then buried his remains out back there? Yeah, way un-cool.

No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's back.

I don't seem to fit to associate with humans.

Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!

I love the Princess Diaries series! Do you?

I thought you'd like it," he said, seeming hurt. "You look very pretty.

The peace sign is with two fingers not one.