The fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own face in order to keep mine from getting bashed in

I've only been gone a week," I reminded him. Well, a week's a long time. It's seven days. Which is one hundred and sixty-eight hours. Which is ten thousand, eighty minutes. Which is six hundred thousand, for hundred seconds.

They say it’s always darkest until right before the dawn. I’ve worked on enough projects to know how true this saying really is.

I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.” That’s what Chaz had whispered in my ear at some point during the wedding last night. Then he’d whispered. “And you’re not even wearing Spanx.

You want a happy romantic relationship? Don’t ruin it by getting married.

I wonder what it's like to live in Tinaville. I get the feeling it's very shiny there.

And the truth is, I’d felt kind of a thrill about wearing Jason’s Big Boy pants. I was a sick kid, even way back then.