And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.
You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?
And generally, when people say good night, they keep their tongues to themselves.
Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks
if you have to say โno offenseโ to someone, you have already offended them.
High school sucks. People who say those were the best years of your life - those people are liars... Who wants the best years of their life to be in *high school*? High school is something *everybody* should be ready to lose.