If you really love someone, even if you can't see where you'll be or what you'll be doing twenty years from now, you'd still want that person to be there.

French: why does this language even exist? Everyone there speaks english anyway.

That hurt querida, that really hurt

Someone Hot is sometimes can't be the person they appear to be- except for their hotness... that cannot be denied.

They've arrested Sebastian! For m-murder! You've g-got to stop them! He d-didn't do it! He can't have done it! He doesn't believe in murder! He's a v-vegetarian!

Why had I taken all those useless classes like bio and German when I should have been taking lipreading?

What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave. So make it short.