Weight doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. I mean, it does if you’re a model or whatever.

if you have to say “no offense” to someone, you have already offended them.

Looks can be deceiving.

Who-who are you?" Seth asked, hesitantly."Wh-what do you want?" How else was was I supposed to reply? The words were out of my mouth before I could stop them.I mean, I'd only seen the movie like seventeen times. "I'm Luke Skywalker," I said. "I'm here to rescue you.

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

I'll put a bullet through my own brain. Let alone wait for stark to do it. Your sister will drive me to it, Howard. No offense.

I thought you'd like it," he said, seeming hurt. "You look very pretty.