Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself!.

People are always telling me that change is good. But all that means is that something you didn't want to happen has happened.

Ordinary people like you and me have the chance to make a tremendous difference for mothers and their children worldwide

I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.

The best thing about modern living is anaesthesia.

Through Clinton and Monica, Clinton and Hillary, the scandal, the impeachment, Iraq, Bruce and Demi, Ellen and Anne, I have remained consistently and nauseatingly adorable. I have, in fact, been known to cause diabetes.

Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes I'm like, Oh, God! I just want to buy some tampons!