Most of my friends from Columbia are going on to get advanced degrees. And why not? A Ph.D. is the new M.A., a master's is the new bachelor's, a B.A. is the new high school diploma, and a high school diploma is the new smiley-face sticker on your first-grade spelling test.

It kind of makes me wish that the worst thing that will ever happen to me would just hurry up and happen already. That way I could live the rest of my life in bliss, if only because I know how much worse things could be.

I’m not sure I’ll ever be finished. No matter how much I write, there will always be something I should’ve said.

Most of my friends from Columbia are going on to get advanced degrees. And why not? A Ph.D. is the new M.A., a master's is the new bachelor's, a B.A. is the new high school diploma, and a high school diploma is the new smiley-face sticker on your first-grade spelling test.

It's human nay-cha...For me to sperminay-cha.

chromosomal dance oh, heavenly happenstance rare creation, you -Marcus (Poetry Spam #22)

I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.