It's human nay-cha...For me to sperminay-cha.

He always loved her because of, not in sprite of, her flaws.

All subjects are the same. I memorize notes for a test, spew it, ace it, then forget it. What makes this scary for the future of our country is that I'm in the tip-top percentile on every standardized test. I'm a model student with a very crappy attitude about learning.

there’s too much tension in the world… what hope is there in the middle east if you and i can’t make peace.

See, my idea of cute comes with an IQ requirement. It's geeky cute. It's Rivers Cuomo, not Justin Timberlake. It's Gideon Yago, not Brian Mcfayden. Jimmy Fallon, yes please! Brad Pitt, no thank you.

You gotta take chances in this life or you're already dead.

Excuse our appearances. We are taking apart yesterday, to make way for tomorrow