It's human nay-cha...For me to sperminay-cha.

I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.

chromosomal dance oh, heavenly happenstance rare creation, you -Marcus (Poetry Spam #22)

It's so much easier to convince yourself you're madly in love with someone when you know nothing about him.

You can only really really hurt the ones that you really really love.

The great thing about fiction is that you can start off by telling the truth, then start making stuff up like crazy whenever you feel like it.

We are perfect in our imperfection.