Gone for a while Hoping, always, to return If you will let me

there’s too much tension in the world… what hope is there in the middle east if you and i can’t make peace.

Marcus Flutie slept with just about every girl on the Eastern Seaboard except me. Though, he tried to get into my panties when I was a freshman but turned him down because I refuse to disempower myself just for a few clit twitches.

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.

I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.

Why do you even put up with me?' 'I'm not putting up with you,' he said, softly. 'I'm loving you.

I wish our love was right now.