If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny.
I was born on the kitchen table. We were so poor my mother couldn't afford to have me; the lady next door gave birth to me.
Don’t be stupid, be a smarty / Come and join the Nazi Party!
Writing is simply one thought after another dying upon the one before.
If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.