I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.

If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.

You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it.

American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.

He who hesitates is poor.

The Twelve Chairs is about the same thing. It's all about money or love. We know we need money, we know we have to get money, we know we have to hurt others to get money. But we don't know until maybe it's a little too late in life that love is the most important thing. Love, friendship, affection, bonhomie, whatever. Those are the only things that really count: to love and be loved.