I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.

My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible. The job is to make people laugh. I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn.

I'm always stunned when I find out people like Roosevelt and Tolstoy weren't Jewish. How could I love them so much?

I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.

I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a mythical premise for a stupid joke, I found playing off truth got the best result.

Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.

When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I've always felt okay in Berlin.