I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Immortality is a by-product of good work. Masterpieces are not for artists, they're for critics. Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together. My message to the world is 'Let's swing, sing, shout, make noise! Let's not mimic death before our time comes! Let's be wet and noisy!'

One day, God said 'Let there be prey.' And he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder.

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

Nothing is free. You got to pay to be in society. First you start with homework.