If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet.

Writing is simply one thought after another dying upon the one before.

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

Not only should we laugh about Hitler. We must laugh about him. Especially in Berlin.