If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.
A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.
The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.