Sir, I have seen your film and it is vulgar! Madame, my film rises below vulgarity.
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.
Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.
You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.