My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.

I know how to make it a great musical. I've got to. It's like I've got to see it on stage.

I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with?

Comedy is lively, comedy is joy, and that's what keeps us [people] going, we've got to look forward to little, little happiness's. Little, little joys, and comedy is very, very important, it's a vital. We underestimate its value, but we should see more comedies. Comedy is life giving, it's invigorating. I really believe it.

When I was a little kid, if somebody said they were thirty-five, I'd say "Oooh, they're going to die soon". But as I get older it doesn't mean a thing. You mustn't ever give in. Never give in to thinking you're old, because you're never old. Your mind, and I tell you this and listen to me carefully, your mind is never, ever old, it's eternally young.

Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.