Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.

I'm still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the Derby, but what do you do when you retire? People retire and they vegetate. They go away and they dry up.

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!

We rest our case on the production numbers.

I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.

Organizations like the CIA and the FBI are still kind of supermen, kind of SS troops: We're blond and the best and everyone else should be incinerated. They don't know right from wrong. That's what makes a satire of these government bureaus really funny.

In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.