Directing is a terrible, anxious process. It's all collaboration, and if you have a dream, it's diluted very quickly by the slightest ineptness in any of your collaborators. They're supposed to help you, but too often they help you into your grave.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

Good taste is the enemy of comedy.

I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.

That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.

I was out in the combat engineers. We would throw up bridges in advance of the infantry but mainly we would just throw up.

Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.