I love writing songs. I'm a songwriter.

Being brave is being scared and worried and still doing it [what you do]. Because if you're just a wacko, a mashugana, a crazy guy, then you're not brave, your nuts!

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.

Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.