Writing is simply one thought after another dying upon the one before.

Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

There's a lot of things that I've done to stick into the box set. You never have it this good. I think people should bargain. They shouldn't just buy the set, it's a little expensive [anyway]. But they should say - I'll give them dialogue, I'm a good writer.

I was born on the kitchen table. We were so poor my mother couldn't afford to have me; the lady next door gave birth to me.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.