Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

One day, God said 'Let there be prey.' And he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder.

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.

He who hesitates is poor.

In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds of things, but the other place is supposed to keep quiet. But maybe our lower colons have something interesting to say. Maybe we should listen to them. Farts are human, more human than a lot of people I know. I think we should bring them out of the water closet and into the parlor.