Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances.

If Ivan the Terrible had been kissed and loved between zero and three, he probably would have become Ivan Not So Terrible. If you're Jewish, you have a small smile on your face. Because you know the rest are wrong and you don't want to hurt their feelings.

When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed.

I'm always stunned when I find out people like Roosevelt and Tolstoy weren't Jewish. How could I love them so much?

I love writing songs. I'm a songwriter.

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny.