Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

Never retire! Do what you do and keep doing it. But don't do it on Friday. Take Friday off. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, go fishing...Then Monday to Thursday, do what you've been doing all your life. My point is: Live full and don't retreat.

You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

Creative people should always be striving, they should always be hungry, they should be looking for the next place to go.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances.