In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.
Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator.
My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.
I was out in the combat engineers. We would throw up bridges in advance of the infantry but mainly we would just throw up.
The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.
An egg cream can do anything. An egg cream to a Brooklyn Jew is like water to an Arab. A Jew will kill for an egg cream. It's the Jewish malmsey.